do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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