Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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