If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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