I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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