Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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