Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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