Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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