just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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