I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
