Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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