Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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