I bet he comes in French.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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