So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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