thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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