I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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He better not be in your backpack
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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