its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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