I hate all girls vehemently.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm too high and old for this...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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