I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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