Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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