i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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