That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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