finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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