Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
