I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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