Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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