I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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