He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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