i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just pynch a tree in the face
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
