I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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