I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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