my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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