You work out of a Hotel?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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