before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.