He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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