He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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