How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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