He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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