just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
where are my eyebrows?
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