The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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