Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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