I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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