Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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