I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Randomize