FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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