Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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