Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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