You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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