Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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