Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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