There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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