Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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