So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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