I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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