a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
is wine microwaveable?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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