Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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