if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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