Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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